I typed all this up, pressed "post" and got whoops thread closed. If I've gone to the effort of typing it I'm buggered if I'm going to let it go unseen

Mel wanted to say on Mungo's bleating thread said:

Treat it exactly like a pub mate, the Landlord or in his absence the duty manager, or even delegated persons i.e. Bouncer is perfectly entitled to throw you out, bar you, or tell you to behave and shut up causing problems. They don't need a reason if your face doesn't fit as the Licensee they can just tell you to leave and if you don't they can make you leave or call the plod Its a sad fact of life there is nothing you can do about it apart from drink somewhere else. If you treat it that way and accept that Mrs Fish sometimes wears a cheap elasticated bow tie, steel tow capped boots, and a black bomber jacket with "PH Security" written across the back you won't go much wrong. Lets face it Mungo your cards been marked by the door staff since that last time you started a fight

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